Jokes from United Kingdom

DEATH
Mr. B: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. B cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
Mr. B: my sister just called, her mom died too!


BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. B: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. B: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. B: Because that proves that I have a brain!