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Friday, March 7, 2008

Jokes from United Kingdom

Mr. B: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. B cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
Mr. B: my sister just called, her mom died too!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. B: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. B: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. B: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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