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Friday, March 7, 2008

Jokes from United Kingdom

DEATH
Mr. B: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. B cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
Mr. B: my sister just called, her mom died too!


BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. B: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. B: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. B: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MOST UNIQUE FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD

I believe during our travel abroad, we prefer go to most unique journey which served us with their unique tradition. I just came across my friend blog (www.syamsulariff.com)which show the most unique holiday you should go. Please click this link if you prefer to watch this story in its original link.

World most Unique Journey

1)Eastern Island, Chile : Tapati Festival
A week-long festival begun in the 1970s in an effort to drum up more tourism, Tapati includes a triathlon in which native participates run around the lake of the Rano Raraku vulcano carrying a large bunch of bananas.

2) Bunyol, Spain : Tomatina
Every year, over 30,000 tourists come to Bunyol for this festival. Rules of conduct keep the festivities from becoming a more dangerous brawl.

3) Shetland Islands, Scotland: “Up Helly-Aa” Fire Festival
A tribute to the islands Viking Past, Up Helly-Aa (”End of the Holy Days”) culminates with the burning of a 32-ft. replica of a Viking longship.

4) Bobr, Belarus: Ivana Kupala Night
On the night of this pagan festival, celebrated on July 7, the Gregorian summer solstice, young women don wreathes and celebrants jump through fire and swim naked. The rites are connected to ancient beliefs about fertility and auto purification.

5) New Delhi, India: Holi, the Festival of Colors
Indian girls throw gulal (colored powder) on each other during a Hindi holiday which marks the onset of spring.

6) Bunyol, Spain: Tomatina
In late August, thousands of people pelt each other with over 250 lbs. of tomatoes in a span of 60 minutes in an event modestly described as the world’s largest tomato fight.

7) Nobsa, Colombia: International Poncho Day
Designed to promote the work of local artisans who weave traditional wool ponchos, the parade and festival are a relatively new celebration.

8) Novgorod, Russia : Maslenitsa
In Orthodox countries, the week before Lent is marked with a series of celebrations, including a free-for-all boxing match in which there are no rules. In centuries past, the fight ended only when the participates were covered with blood and bereft of clothes.

9) Inazawa, Japan: Hadaka Matsuri, The Naked Festival
Hidden somewhere in the midst of all these men in loincloths is one fully naked man. Touching him is believed to bring good luck and happiness.

10) Lopburi province, Thailand: The Monkey Buffet
Every year, all of the province’s approximately 600 monkeys are invited to eat fruits and vegetables during an annual feast held in honor of Rama, a hero of the Ramayana, who, it is said, rewarded his friend and ally, Hanuman the Monkey King, with the fiefdom of what is now Lopburi.

11) Brockworth, England: Cheese Rolling Festival
In a dangerous tradition dating back to Roman times, competitors from all over the world run up a hill and then chase a 7 kg round cheese back down. The first who gets to it, keeps it.

12) Sabucedo, Spain: Rapa Das Bestas
Since the Bronze Age, Galicians have been taming wild horses. On the first weekend of the month of July, hundreds of wild horses are rounded up by expert stockbreeders, known as agarradores, then trimmed and groomed.

13) Reading, England: Festival of Falconry
Bird-of-prey handlers from Turkmenistan hold falcons at the first Festival of Falconry. Bird keepers from all over the world attended the event to highlight the popularity and importance of the sport worldwide.

14) Lopburi province, Thailand: The Monkey Buffet
Organizers of the annual monkey buffet use more than 3,000 kg of fruits and vegetables for the festival.

15) Bedford Square Gardens, England: The Chap & Hendrick’s Olympics
A series of tongue-in-cheek competitions for traditional gentlemen who are against the vulgarity of modern culture, this festival includes events such as mixing dry martinis, the three-trousered limbo and a pipe relay.

16) Dublin, Georgia: The Summer Redneck Games
L-bow, the official mascot of the Summer Redneck Games, poses next to the mud pit with the festival’s ceremonial torch. Started in 1996 as a spoof of the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the Games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the Redneck mud pit belly-flop contest.

17) New Delhi, India: Holi, The Festival of Colors
The word Holi comes from Holika, a scarf in Hindu mythology that prevented one of Lord Vishnu’s followers from being burned on a pyre.

18) Ivrea, Italy : The Battle of Oranges
The origins of this festival are not well understood, particularly because oranges do not grow in the Alps of Italy, where the town is located. One legend has it that the Battle commemorates a popular rebellion of the 13th century, when the local poor deemed the largess of their feudal lord as inadequate, and threw it back in his face.

19) Boston, USA : Zombie March
For the third straight year, Bostonians dressed as zombies marched from Boston to Cambridge’s Harvard Square in what organizers call a non-political, no-agenda good time.


Remarks :
Due to religious sensitivity, violence, and adultery; please refer to respective countries for details.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

ENDANGER WILDLIFE - PLEASE PLAY OUR ROLE

Pets owner normally is a kind person. However, you should kind enough to save the endanger wildlife from being away from their original habitat.

I believe all countries have their own endanger wildlife that fully protected by law. Anybody, even animals lovers who own the endanger wildlife without government approval will be punish by law.

Below is the scanned news on endanger wildlife which I would like to share with you. This news is taken from Malaysian leading English newspaper "THE STAR". Personally, I think newspapers and publisher like The Star is helping our endanger wildlife to survive. They educate people especially young generation on how important to keep this species life and protected. To read, kindly click the news.









Source of news :
The Star dated 04th March 2008

Looking for friends to exchange FDC and Maxim Card.

My friend, Deva Kumar from India is looking for friends to exchange maxim card (post card) and First Day Cover (FDC) from all over the world. Below is email from Deva to me for exchange of MAxim card and FDC.


"Dear Izman,

As stated in the below email, I love maxi card on following themes - Wild animals, Birds, Insects, Reptiles, Transportation, Sports. But a mere card is valueless unless it contains an appropriate stamp representing the theme with the right cancellation on it. HENCE I NEED MAXIM CARDS WITH SUITABLE STAMPS & CORRECT POSTAL CANCELLATION.

To tell about myself, I am a Philatelist from Chennai, India and I collect all philatelic items on various themes - First day covers, Special covers, Miniature sheets, Booklets etc. I don't like stamps.

As you are aware a picture is worth thousand words and a Maxi card with appropriate stamp & postmark gives more information about a particular theme.

This fascinated me and triggered the passion to collect Maxim cards on various topics. As I frequently travel due to my busy job schedule, I cannot take photos of the same and scan it across to you. I am sorry for that :(

But, I request you to pass this message to all the known philatelic collectors of your country and I prefer exchange. i can supply Indian items for your foreign cards."



Interested?
Deva can be contacted thru this email stampsdeva@yahoo.co.in

Monday, March 3, 2008

FISHING SPOT : LAGUNA PARK



During our trip to Pulau Indah on 02nd March, 2008; we also visit Laguna Park. Laguna Park is well planned housing area which located next to the sea. This housing area have its own attraction - Fishing spot.

I personnaly have fishing here several time, and I think its worth to try. Even, our previous visit not gain any big-big fish; I still can smile as I can bring all my family here to accompany me. In others fishing spot that I went before, I never bring my family as its not suitable for them; some place is too crowded, too dangerous or other factors. Here, the fishing spot is near to the children playground, restaurant, toilets, bathroom, and mosque.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

BOAT FOR RENT AT PULAU INDAH, PORT KLANG



On 02nd March 2008; since my brother in law came to visit my family; I bring him and my family to fishing spot in Pulau Indah, Port Klang (Selangor, Malaysia).

Our first stop is Pulau Indah (Indah Island) fisherman jetty to check the price to rent a boat for fishing which we plan next month. Here, there is few selection of boat ranging from RM100.00 to RM200.00 for 12 hours rent. But make sure you or somebody in your group know how to sail the boat. And the rental is not include the diesel. This jetty is open 24 hours per day.




Contact number to rent a boat?
Since im too lazy too write the number, can you please get its from the signboard below.


If you are seafood lovers, don't forget to visit their restaurant which served variaty of fresh seafoods with very-very reasonable price. Its suitable for young couple to have private dinner or family to have happy hours together.

MALAYSIA GENERAL ELECTION ON 08/03/2008


Photo : Posters at Kg. Jawa Roundabout, Klang.

This 8th March, 2008 (Saturday)is polling date for General Election in Malaysia. At this moment all contestant which represent our government, BARISAN NASIONAL (UMNO, MCA, MIC, PPP, GERAKAN, ect) and other small parties such as PAS, PKR, DAP, and as well as independent contestants is trying to attract the voters.

Posters is everywhere. Politics campaign also held almost in every corner of the country. Every contestants is showing they are the best to present their area in state council and parliment.

However, all tourist to Malaysia is safe as there is no case of political chaos which caused death reported so far in our history of General Election.

Who ever win this election will form the Government. And i'm very sure our current government will again re-elected to form new line up for their administrative who managed the country.



Photo : Posters at Alam Megah Roundabout, Shah Alam